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By zettageek:2007/12/05 2:13:05 AM MDT

*appears in a puff of smoke* *bows* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja_day#Day_of_the_Ninja http://www.entertheninja.com/ninja_fun/shirt_ninja.php Originally a day of celebration of all things Ninja, December 5th has shifted into a counterpoint to talk like a Pirate day, as part of the endless Pirates vs Ninjas debate (Oh please, everyone knows Robots will kick all your asses. Although it is theoretically possible to create a robot ninja, but not really a robot pirate. Hmm…). So go forth and be stealthy! Sneak up behind people and say "Hi there" in their ear! Wear a shirt on your head! Throw small spikey bits of metal at people (Zettageek does not condone throwing Ninja stars at your friends, unless they insult your finely crafted T-shirt Ninja mask)! Commit Seppuku (All the cool kids are doing it)! And now I take my leave! Ninja Vanish! *poof* Zettageek PS Also, get ready for Pretend to be a Time traveler Day on the 8th! http://forums.koalawallop.net/viewtopic.php?t=1719 *falls to knees in front of McDonalds* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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